Current mood: Badtrip, kasi natuyo yung instant pancit canton na niluto ko.

Tsk tsk tsk. Nagkalat na talaga mga taong walang magawa sa mga buhay nila ngayon. Kagabi, pagod ako galing sa trabaho at medyo mainit ang ulo dahil nahuli ako ng pulis for beating the red light sa may Ortigas kahit hindi naman talaga (hindi nga ba?), may mga sumabay pang mga kupal. Halos dalawang magkasunod na text messages natanggap ko. Both came from a different number na pareho ring hindi nakaregister sa phonebook ko. The number +639155272780 says, “http://www.smscaster.com hon d2 ka magreply load mo ako 150 pesos”. And the other one +639062956894 says, “Si ate mo to, nasira fone ko kaya nakigamit lang ako. Loadan mo tong number na to ng 200 pesos, bayaran ko mamaya pag uwi ko dyan sa bahay”. WTF?! Kalokohan. Unang una, wala sa Pinas ngayon ang girlfriend ko. Meron syang roaming pero amp sobrang topakin naman. Pangalawa, hindi kami sa iisang bahay nakatira ng ate ko tsaka naka Globe line sya. At pangatlo, hinding hindi pa sila nanghingi ng load saken sa buong buhay na kakilala ko sila at imposibleng gagawin nila yun. Pero bilib ako sa tarantadong yun, kung sinuman yun. Lupet nya tumayming ah. Alam nya na hon ang tawag ko sa girlfriend ko at na may ate ko. Naisip ko tuloy, baka kakilala ko yun o baka nagkataon lang? Yun nga lang sumablay pa rin dahil hindi ako nagpapaniwala sa mga ganyan. Malas nya lang. Dinedelete ko kaagad, pero bago ko burahin sinisave ko muna yung number under the name “Modus Operandi” for future reference.

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Bihirang bihira kung manood ako ng tv, dalawang palabas lang ang masasabi kong regular kong pinapanood. Una, yung Detective Conan tuwing alas dyes ng umaga. Bukod sa magaganda at iba iba ang istorya araw araw, naaastigan ako dun sa bidang babae. Maganda, sexy, matalino, mabait, at ang lakas ng personality. Abnormal nga bang pagpantasyahan ang isang anime character? Tang ina. Kung gumagalaw lang yun sa totoong buhay eh, ibabaon ko na sa limot ang lagi kong sinasabi na hindi ako magpapakasal! Okay mabalik tayo.. ang pangalawa sa pinapanood ko eh syempre basketball match ups tuwing Miyerkules, Byernes, at Linggo naman. Heto ang walang mintis. Kahit na may isang hindi nakakaintinding nilalang na naiinis saken at nagsabing nakakahilo naman daw kapag nanonood ng basketball kasi pabalik balik lang naman daw sa dalawang sides ng court, hindi ko na lang pinansin kasi babae sya at alam ko kung saan nanggagaling ang hindi masukat na hinanakit nya. Yung ibang reality shows naman na gusto ko like Survivor and Amazing Race series, sa Youtube ko na lang pinapanood. Kapag sa tv naman kasi, mas mahaba pa ang mga commercial breaks kesa sa mismong palabas. Nakakabadtrip yung ganun. Ayoko ng masyadong naghihintay, mabilis akong mainip.

I’m a fucking lazy retard, yan ang mas totoo sa pinakatotoo.

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While browsing for my previous school records and band’s gigs schedules at UST’s official website, I saw these pictures posted by one of the students. My attention was caught so I decided to share it here, hehe.

Now, don’t throw your old computers, try to do something useful from it.

Your keyboard can do this . . .

Re - use your mouse . . .

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I was on my way home after a long tiring day when I decided to stop by the Mercury Drug store. I was looking at the soap products when a particular product caught my eye. “PENI-FRESH” It’s a soap for the penis. It claimed to have cleansing properties and ensured the buyer that if you use it, you would feel “fresh” down there.

Whoever the genius was who invented “PENI-FRESH” surely based his market study on the continuing battle between feminine wash brands. But he certainly forgot something… The penis DOES NOT have complex internal parts. I mean, it’s not as complex as the vagina. No nooks and crannies. It’s just “there”. What you see is what you get.

And guys, have you ever really experienced not feeling “fresh”? I certainly haven’t, whereas women’s feminine wash always claim to have the correct pH level and all that jazz, does the penis actually need it?

I dont know about you, but I’m not shelling out my cash for “PENI-FRESH”. Would I risk having the cashier look at me strangely??? She might think im not fresh “there”. Hahaha.

So guys, what do you think of PENI-FRESH? Would you buy it?
And girls and ‘feeling girls’, what do you think of a guy who uses PENI-FRESH?