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February

Punyemas!

Posted by kirksydney Popularity: 492 views

Category: Callboy manias

Me: Thank you for calling Dish Network, the leader in HD and DVR services. My name’s Nathan. Can I have your first and last name please?

Customer: I’m John F. Kennedy and I’m famous.

Me: I see. But can I have your real name?

Customer: My name is yesterday and I wasn’t born yesterday. Got it?

Me: Yes. However, can I have the name on the account?

Customer: The name on the account is mine. Why do you keep on asking about it? You don’t want to help me? I’m famous here in the United States.

Me while on mute: Gagong to ah.

Customer: Are you there?

Me while on mute: Taena bahala ka dyan magsalita.

Customer: Hello? Are you there?

After ten minutes…

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Customer hung up. Hindi rin tumagal. Bwahahahaha!

52 Comments

  • At 2009.02.22 12:52, visyel PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Safari 419.3 on Mac OS

    hahaha ayos yun ah! lol

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    • At 2009.02.22 13:20, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      :lol:

  • At 2009.02.22 13:18, lio loco PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.5 on Windows XP

    ahahaha! hindi pala ko nagpakilala. isa rin akong kolboy at sa makati ako nagpapakaputa. ISP ang account namin at pagka ganiyang kano ang nananarantado sakin, minumura ko ng napakalutang na putangina mong gago ka. xempre, nakamute. hehehe. pero minsan, tumataas din ang boses ko maski na bawal. mano? eh sa kupal ang customer eh. hehehe.

    p.s. anong security code yun? at para saan? cenxa po. nagugulumihan. hehehe.

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    • At 2009.02.22 13:21, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Saan sa Makati tol? Tsaka anong company? Akala ko minumura mo ng hinde naka-mute, bibilib na sana ko sayo. Paktay nga lang sa QAS. :lol:

      Security code. Yun yung ipopost sa blog mo bago makapagcomment. To avoid spam bots.

    • At 2009.02.22 13:48, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      LoLz nagreply sa email. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.22 14:02, mayui PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.5 on Windows Vista

    wahaha! tawag din kaya ako sa dish network pagbalik ko dun? what if ikaw makausap ko, kuya? :lol:

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    • At 2009.02.22 14:08, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Eh di magtelebabad tayo. Kunyari madami kang concerns para hinde na ko makatanggap ng iba pang tawag. Balik ka na dali. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.22 15:30, karen PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    knowing you.. you can really do that hahaha..

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:55, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      LoLz!

  • At 2009.02.22 18:49, lio loco UNITED STATES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.12 on Windows XP

    lolz! pacenxa po. kala ko naman inemail mo ko. un pala comment notice lang. ahahaha.

    uhm…sa salcedo village. kung saan dun, sikretong malufeet na lang. hahaha. i value my anonymity a lot.

    hindi ko sila pwedeng murahin nang hindi naka-mute at baka matanggal ako sa trabaho nang ala sa oras. pero eto seryoso, kapagka sumosobra na talaga ang panlalait at pagmumura nila, sinisigawan ko sila at sinasabihan ng “sir, we do not tolerate such kind of prafanity here!” epektib naman so far. hehehe. siyempre kelangang itayming mong hindi ka rin monitored ng QA. lolz!

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:56, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Saken naman kapag nagmumura na, sinasabi ko “I don’t appreciate your language sir”. Epektib din yan, tumitigil ang mga gago. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.22 18:56, p0kw4ng GERMANY said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    kakabad trip nga yan,ahahaha

    sus sumuko sya..ikaw pa ba ang gagaguhin eh sabi nga ng mga ex mo db..gago ka din..pis nathan,hihihi

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:56, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Oo nga, wak gaguhin ang gago din. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.22 21:15, revsiopao ITALY said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    ha ha ha!
    this reminds me of the famous citibank brouhaha.

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:56, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      What’s that, Rev?

  • At 2009.02.22 22:48, The Gasoline Dude SINGAPORE said:
    Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Vista

    Hehehe ayus! ‘Pag ba prank calls ano ba dapat protocol? OK lang na hindi kayo magsalita ng 10 minutes?

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:56, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Hinde, decision ko lang na hinde magsalita. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.23 09:58, flamindevil UNITED STATES said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    haha.ayus to.

    naalala ko tuloy nung nasa outbound call center ako. ginagago na namin ang mga customer nung malapit na magresign.

    customer: what’s your name?i’m gonna report you to the FBI

    flamin: (thinks quickly) jovit sire. j-o-v-i-t

    customer: (shouting) your last name?

    flamin: moya. jovit moya.

    hahahah

    tapos yung mga katabi ko naging sina karen timbol,tootsie guevarra,aljon jimenez..all starlet cast..haha

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:57, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Bwahaha kanya kanyang kagaguhan. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.23 09:59, flamindevil UNITED STATES said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    btw,nahihirapan na kong hanapin tong site mo.add na kita sa flamindevil’s angels ko para lagi ako makatambay.hope you dun mind.thanks parekoy.

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    • At 2009.02.25 02:34, mangbadoy MALAYSIA said:
      Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

      if there’s a smoke there’s a fire…

      alam mo yun! andun ka!

    • At 2009.03.12 09:57, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Cge cge tol.

      @ Mangbadoy: Huh?

  • At 2009.02.23 16:18, kathy PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    nakidaan at nakibasa..

    muling babalik para magbasa^^,

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:57, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Cge balik ka lang. :D

  • At 2009.02.23 18:02, a.r.d.y.e.y. QATAR said:
    Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Vista

    naalala ko tuloy ang mga kaganapan noong uso pa ang brownout at kabago-bago pa lang magkalinya ng pldt. sagana sa mga manloloko sa telepono. hehehe.

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:58, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Oo nga, kaso hinde na uso yun ngayon.

  • At 2009.02.23 20:26, joycee UNITED STATES said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    hastiggg! tae kabwiset yan!

    haba ng opening spiel niyo ah..

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:58, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Kakapalit lang ng spiels namin last week.

  • At 2009.02.23 20:53, Kris Jasper UNITED KINGDOM said:
    Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Vista

    lagi kong kaaway ang mga bombay agents ng aol. naririnig pala nila ang mga sinasabi ko kahit on-hold ako?

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:59, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Nope, pag on hold hinde na maririnig.

  • At 2009.02.25 02:43, mangbadoy MALAYSIA said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    dapat sinabi mo ikaw si BUSH para natameme sya..

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:59, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Sabihin ko sana ako sai Bin Laden. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.25 07:58, Lalaine PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    hahaha… ang kulet!

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:59, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Hehehehe.

  • At 2009.02.25 10:32, utakmunggo UNITED KINGDOM said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows Vista

    kala ko may citibank scandal part 2. ahaha

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    • At 2009.03.12 09:59, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Pareho kayo ng comment ni Rev. Anu ba yun?

  • At 2009.02.26 07:58, katcarneo PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    Ang kulet. Mabilis akong mainis sa mga ganyang prank calls pero ang nangyayari sakin pag naiinis ako, nagccrack yung boses ko na para akong maiiyak, para tuloy akong loser haha.

    So hindi mo nalang siya kinausap? Hehe, nakapagpahinga ka pa ng ten minutes! :-) At least hindi ikaw ang nag-hang-up sa kanya. Nung nasa Teleperformance ako number 1 no-no ang mag-hang-up sa client, pero I did that several times din.Bahala sila, pag ang gulo-gulo kausap I disconnect the call.

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    • At 2009.03.12 10:00, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      #1 no-no din yun samin pero ginagawa ko pa rin.

  • At 2009.02.26 14:54, charlie PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    ako kapag nag-aangas ang tumatawag, pwes, mas maangas ako sa iyo, kahit cutomer ka pa.. hahaha.. exchange links tayo brad…

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    • At 2009.03.12 10:00, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Callboy ka din pre?

    • At 2009.03.14 03:48, charlie PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      di brad.. sales and marketing…. hehe

  • At 2009.02.28 20:30, Helena PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    ayos at least nainis ka nya ng ilang minuto hihihi

    yung profile ng FS ko bat ganun? waaaaah

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    • At 2009.03.12 10:00, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Anu bang nangyari sa FS profile mo?

  • At 2009.03.02 09:28, gudang PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    hanep! sana sinabe mo, famous ka din sa pilipinas. tiba tiba na kayo.. ahaha :D in-add pala kita sa BRoll ko, wla lang! :D
    –gudang!

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    • At 2009.03.12 10:00, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Salamat. Bibisita ko pag may time. :D

  • At 2009.03.03 00:28, potsquared JAPAN said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows 2000

    dami talagang may saltik ngayon… hi. ako nga pala si batman.. you can call me bruce… i am famous… amfpt…

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    • At 2009.03.12 10:01, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Wahahaha! :lol:

  • At 2009.03.08 10:18, Call Center Gal PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows Vista

    Ayos nakakita rin ng katapat ang mokong na yan, marami rin kasi sa mga cx ang may tama eh. :)

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    • At 2009.03.12 10:01, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Sobrang dami nila.

  • At 2009.03.12 11:31, Helena PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

    ayos na my neytan, nag-eerror dati eh. di ko ma-open.

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    • At 2009.03.12 11:33, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows XP

      Kelangan lang siguro broken hearted ka para ma-open. :lol: Peace tayo, my Heleyna. :lol:

  • At 2009.03.15 17:33, lei UNITED STATES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.7 on Windows Vista

    baka yan ung nangloloko, ung nasa YouTube. pinagtri-tripan talaga nila ung mga ganyan, tapos nakarecord pala ung mga sinasabi mo.. hindi mo alam pinagtatawanan ka lang nila. buti nalang di ka nagsalita. apir!

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