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Gagong ex boyfriend

Posted by kirksydney Popularity: 427 views

Category: Random stuff

Noon, hindi pa ko naniniwala na napaka walang kwenta kong ex boyfriend. Pero napatunayan ko lang na totoo nga yun dahil sa mga sunod sunod na encounters ko with my ex girlfriends. Heto ilan sa mga samples.

Her office is just two minutes away from mine…
Ex girlfriend #1: Favor naman. Fetch me dito sa office.
Me: I can’t. Kaka-out ko lang from a 12 hour shift.
Ex girlfriend #1: Leche ka talaga! Minsan lang eh.

I saw her recent picture and commented tactlessly…
Me: Bakit ang taba mo yata ngayon?
Ex girlfriend #2: Yeah, I gained nga.
Me: Tsaka hinde ka na masyadong maganda.
Me: Hindi tulad nung nasa akin ka, ang ganda mo.
Ex girlfriend #2: Gago! Sabay tawa.
Me: Hindi ka hiyang sa boyfriend mo.
Ex girlfriend #2: Gago ka talaga!

It was her birthday last January…
Ex girlfriend #3: Wala ka bang naaalala?
Me: Hmmm tungkol saan ba?
Ex girlfriend #3: Last week, birthday ko kaya.
Me: Hala oo nga no. Happy birthday.
Ex girlfriend #3: Kung hindi ko pa pinaalala.
Me: Sorry, nawala lang sa isip ko.

She paid me a surprise visit, with her friend…
Ex girlfriend #4: Hey, bakit iba na yung tsinelas mo?
Me: Huh? Eto naman yung pinangtutulog ko dati pa.
Ex girlfriend #4: Yung binigay ko sayo tange.
Me: Ahhh nawala ko na yun eh.

Bago nyo pa isipin na ang dami kong ex girlfriends, tama na muna yan. Alam naman nila na gago at tarantado ako eh. At inaamin naman nila na isa yung sa mga dahilan kung bakit nila ako minahal. Yan ang matinding banat! Bwahaha!

39 Comments

  • At 2009.02.21 05:42, lyzius SINGAPORE said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    buti na lang pumasintabi ka sa dami ng naging gf mo…

    kasi yun lang ang comment ko…

    ang dami mo na palang naging ex-gf!

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    • At 2009.02.22 12:58, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Wak kang maingay, sikret lang naten yun.

  • At 2009.02.21 05:43, bittersweetbliss28 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES said:
    Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Vista

    bwahahahahahahahahah…

    gago ka nga talaga…

    ampft! pero hindi tayo mag ex huh..

    lolololssss

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    • At 2009.02.22 12:58, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Hmmm gusto mo ba? :lol:

  • At 2009.02.21 05:44, arnie UNITED ARAB EMIRATES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    toinks..ang tindi nga..

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    • At 2009.02.22 12:59, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      :lol:

  • At 2009.02.21 06:00, kimchi PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    hanepp! awtsss nakalimutan yung birthday :(

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    • At 2009.02.22 12:59, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Hinde ako matandain sa dates eh.

  • At 2009.02.21 13:27, payatot PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    di mo pa sinundo e baka gustong makipagbalikan nun..

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    • At 2009.02.22 12:59, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Nyaks hinde pwede.

  • At 2009.02.21 17:12, p0kw4ng GERMANY said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    ang sarap pakinggan nong “gago”

    sana kinuwento mo lahat ng sa ex mo para mas mahaba ang babasahin,hihihi

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    • At 2009.02.22 13:01, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Wak ka naaaaaaaaa!

  • At 2009.02.21 17:19, flamindevil MALAYSIA said:
    Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Vista

    haha.panalo ka nga sa banat parekoy.ayusssssssss

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    • At 2009.02.22 13:02, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      LoLz!

  • At 2009.02.22 01:23, mangbadoy MALAYSIA said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows Vista

    haha.panalo ka nga sa banat parekoy.ayusssssssss!!! ginaya ko lang si flamindevil hahaha!

    x-link pwede?

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    • At 2009.02.22 13:03, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Oks lang ‘pre.

  • At 2009.02.22 07:28, Arachne PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    (doh) at isa pang matinging (doh)… nyahahah at least kilala mo sarili mo hernandez… lol

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    • At 2009.02.22 13:03, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Doh + doh = Dohdoh. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.22 12:49, lio loco PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.5 on Windows XP

    lolz! gagong tarantadong ex-boyfriend nga po talaga kayo. matagal na po akong sumusubaybay sa kuta nio. di lang mapigilang magcomment ngayon. ayun. first comment. but not the first visit. asteeg kasi kuta nio. hehehe.

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    • At 2009.02.22 13:04, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Salamas parekoy!

  • At 2009.02.22 12:57, lio loco PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.5 on Windows XP

    at nakaonline pala kayo. lolz! at may berdyin comment na ko galing sa malufeet na si kirksydney. salamat salamat! :D

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    • At 2009.02.22 13:04, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      Hinde kasagutan sa server downtime ang pagcomment ko sa blog mo. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.22 14:54, mayui PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.5 on Windows Vista

    hanep kung makabanat ah! ahaha..
    mukhang nakakarami ka na nga ng ex, kuya. sana yang girl mo ngayon na ang “the one.” tama ba? :P

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    • At 2009.02.22 15:12, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

      The one? Parang Jet Li lang. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.22 15:28, karen PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

    nath, we like you the way you are.. mwaah!

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    • At 2009.02.25 13:06, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0 on Windows XP

      Naks!

  • At 2009.02.22 21:10, revsiopao ITALY said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    ‘yan ang mga banat…
    talagang pang-gago lang… ay sorry po nabigla lang… peace!

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    • At 2009.02.25 13:06, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0 on Windows XP

      Wahaha Rev, ayos ka pag nabibigla.

  • At 2009.02.23 20:24, joycee UNITED STATES said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    buti naman at inamin mong gago ka wahahah. pero labs ka pa din namen kahet ganyan ka.

    *di mu maaagaw layout ko bwahahahaha

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    • At 2009.02.25 13:06, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0 on Windows XP

      Alam ko naman yun. :lol:

      Akina na layout mo. :cry:

  • At 2009.02.24 10:08, muymuy UNITED ARAB EMIRATES said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    hahaha..panalo sa huling banat ah..

    …kung ako yung ex-girlfriend mo..binanatan talga kita!..hmp!..hehehe jokeness..musta na?

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    • At 2009.02.25 13:08, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0 on Windows XP

      Mabuti na lang hinde. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.25 07:13, mumu UNITED ARAB EMIRATES said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows Vista

    ayun ako oh. hahaha

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    • At 2009.02.25 13:15, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0 on Windows XP

      Nasan?

  • At 2009.02.25 10:33, utakmunggo UNITED KINGDOM said:
    Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows Vista

    asan yung eksena natin sa beach?

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    • At 2009.02.25 13:11, kirksydney PHILIPPINES said:
      Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0 on Windows XP

      Ayaw ko nun, extra si Sarge eh. :lol:

  • At 2009.02.26 08:04, katcarneo PHILIPPINES said:
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP

    Gago ka talaga! (nakiki-gago lang….)

    Pero ako lang ha, I would never ask an ex-boyfriend to fetch me, nor would I ask him to greet me on my birthday, or visit him at home na walang pasabi. Ewan ko ba, sa mga ex ko wala naakong kinakausap. Ako yata yung gagong ex-girlfriend.

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    • At 2009.02.27 01:05, charlie HONG KONG said:
      Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows XP

      brad.. di ka gago.. naughty by nature lang.. whahahah..

      exchange links tayo…

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      • At 2009.02.28 20:26, Helena PHILIPPINES said:
        Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 on Windows XP

        nahuli ng dalaw..pasensya my neytan.

        ayun…alam ko namang gago ka matagal na. kaya nga prends lang tayo eh nyahaha.

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