I was on my way home after a long tiring day when I decided to stop by the Mercury Drug store. I was looking at the soap products when a particular product caught my eye. “PENI-FRESH” It’s a soap for the penis. It claimed to have cleansing properties and ensured the buyer that if you use it, you would feel “fresh” down there.
Whoever the genius was who invented “PENI-FRESH” surely based his market study on the continuing battle between feminine wash brands. But he certainly forgot something… The penis DOES NOT have complex internal parts. I mean, it’s not as complex as the vagina. No nooks and crannies. It’s just “there”. What you see is what you get.
And guys, have you ever really experienced not feeling “fresh”? I certainly haven’t, whereas women’s feminine wash always claim to have the correct pH level and all that jazz, does the penis actually need it?
I dont know about you, but I’m not shelling out my cash for “PENI-FRESH”. Would I risk having the cashier look at me strangely??? She might think im not fresh “there”. Hahaha.
So guys, what do you think of PENI-FRESH? Would you buy it?
And girls and ‘feeling girls’, what do you think of a guy who uses PENI-FRESH?
that’s the marketing world, for you. always on the lookout for what’s actually and potentially needed. enterprising ang may likha niyang produkto na yan. but guys, guys, guys, even if you feel fresh down there, don’t assume that it smells fresh as well. may mga sweat glands rin kayo doon sa area na yon.. so if you catch my drift.. hehe
…hmmm, to peni fresh or not to peni fresh, that is the question ayt?
…pero i agree with utakmunggo, feeling fresh doesn’t necessarily mean smelling fresh din. you can feel the “freshness” siguro but can you smell it?hehehe!
in this day and age lahat na ng klaseng cream, lotion, spray naimbento…why not invent something for your member.=)
lololololololololololol
sorry, natawa tlga ako eh.
taena, amoy baby ba yan 24 hours?
Peni-fresh…. mairegalo nga sa mga ex yan.
ex-militar at ex-pulitiko I mean.
lolololololololol
Tinry mo na ba yan?
dun na nga pala meaning ng name mo sa guidance office.
:O
astig to ha, cnu pala manufacturer nito ^_^
anu kayang klaseng fresh un na curious ako, lolx
kuya try mu tapos balitaan mu kami
“I dont know about you, but I’m not shelling out my cash for “PENI-FRESH”. Would I risk having the cashier look at me strangely??? She might think im not fresh “there”. Hahaha.”
HAHAHAHA. Okay, sorry na. Natatawa ko. Parang ewan naman kasi yung nakaisip ng PENI-FRESH na yan. Hihi. XD
bwahahahahaha!
aww!
hahahahaha!
ive read this before, is this a repost?! :O
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ahahaha… PENI-FRESH..
hahaha.. natatawa ako.. malay mo dun sa mga feeling girls ginawa yan PENI-FRESH na yan ..
@ Teacher Zapped: Waaaaaaa heck no.
@ Joan: Yeah, nasa Multiply ko yan. Dun mo nakita?
ahh cant remember..bka nga =)
Wala ako sa mood. Mamaya na lang, try ko bumalik.
what a nice brand name…
hahahah, sana bumili ka na rin to document it
curious lang.. aliw yan ha pero sa totoo lang i heard it from the news here in europe super increasing ang market share ng male cosmetic buyers. declining na nga women pero yung sa men eh rising.. from anti wrinkle creams to gel, shaving creams . have you noticed it? di ko alam sa pinas pero here, the men’s corner in the cosmetics/toiletries shops has become rows of shelves.
@ Shulato: Oo nga eh, haha.
@ Pokwang: Saan ka ba sa Europe? Ahh it only means, dumadami na ang metrosexuals, yun ang tawag dun di ba? And no, ayoko bumili nyan, haha. Regular bathing will do, hehe.
hahaha funny post.. u blog good keep it up!
Thanks. This is the first time that I saw your comment. I must have overseen it before so this one’s very late. Apologies. =)