I was on my way home after a long tiring day when I decided to stop by the Mercury Drug store. I was looking at the soap products when a particular product caught my eye. “PENI-FRESH” It’s a soap for the penis. It claimed to have cleansing properties and ensured the buyer that if you use it, you would feel “fresh” down there.

Whoever the genius was who invented “PENI-FRESH” surely based his market study on the continuing battle between feminine wash brands. But he certainly forgot something… The penis DOES NOT have complex internal parts. I mean, it’s not as complex as the vagina. No nooks and crannies. It’s just “there”. What you see is what you get.

And guys, have you ever really experienced not feeling “fresh”? I certainly haven’t, whereas women’s feminine wash always claim to have the correct pH level and all that jazz, does the penis actually need it?

I dont know about you, but I’m not shelling out my cash for “PENI-FRESH”. Would I risk having the cashier look at me strangely??? She might think im not fresh “there”. Hahaha.

So guys, what do you think of PENI-FRESH? Would you buy it?
And girls and ‘feeling girls’, what do you think of a guy who uses PENI-FRESH?

America’s Got Talent is an all American reality television series on the NBC television network. It is a talent show that features singers, dancers, magicians, comedians and other performers of all ages competing for the advertised top prize of one million US dollars. Here are some of the wickest videos I’ve ever seen so far. Warning: Extremely over the top, watch at your own risk. Hahaha.

Quick change artists:

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=RB-wUgnyGv0]

Great gymnactic girl:

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=5MsYWNuQWFk]

Rubber boy:

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=wyBlpFHBd5s]

The final winner - Bianca Ryan:

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=ozDh4NQveJs]

Amazing talents. How could they all possibly do that?

Important credits:
Youtube - Need I say more?
Wikipedia - For the information.
Honey ko - She knows the reason. =)

A college girl friend once told our barkada nun (we were six in the group), “Nagsama sama na naman kayo, sino na naman kayang babae pag uusapan nyo?”. Our jaws dropped because she said it out of nowhere, but then we all knew that she was just joking, so we just laughed about it. Then bigla syang bawi and said, “Totoo naman eh, if I know mas chismoso pa kayong mga lalake kesa sa aming mga babae.” That’s where the mini and informal debate started, haha. Two more friends of her joined her. Unsurprisingly, nakakadalawang thoughts pa lang kame, sila ata eh sampu na kaagad. Ang dadaldal, natural na ata yun sa mga babae. =p

Yeah, we guys can talk about anything we want. From girls, to sex, to basketball match ups, to online games, and other stuffs that interest us. But we’re not as brutal as girls kapag nagkkwento. Hindi rin kami maharot at magulo na ewan ko ba, bakit kailangan pang maghampasan or magkasakitan dahil sa adrenaline rush, haha. Hindi rin namin ugaling pagkwentuhan buhay ng may buhay. We get interested yes, but unlike girls, kung saan saan pa napupunta ang usapan. One concrete example eh kapag may nagkabuntisan. Basically sa amin, ganito lang magiging takbo ng usapan.

Guy 1: Pare, nakabuntis daw si ano ah.
Guy 2: Talaga tol? Kelan pa raw?
Guy 1: Hindi ko alam, hindi ko na natanong.

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There are a lot of things about missing someone so bad.

You feel lonely but definitely not quiet inside.

You tend to do things you never do.

It is two in the morning and you wanna go to the nearest convenience store. There are so many of them, being that you’re in the city with all the busy people walking and minding their own freaking business and you don’t exactly know what to buy in the first place. You go to the store, the smell is so unlike what you wanna smell but you still go in anyway. You stare at the empty-emotioned magazine covers and listen to the cold sound of freezers then you go out of the store because you discovered you don’t wanna buy anything at all. All you know is that you were were expecting that that person must be somewhere else doing that same nonsense.

You choose that long street on your way home. There is music through the car stereo but you can’t make out what song it plays because someone else is in your head. You get to your destination without you ever noticing although it is true that you must have created a constellation of raindrops on the outside of the car windows. You put yourself in your bed and can’t remember that the long street experience was actually a bad one. All you know is that you were thinking of that person 95% of the time.

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