If I live in Australia, I’ll make Kangaroos the local transportation.
If I live in Great Britain, I’ll talk british and brush horses.
If I live in Spain, my name would be Juanito es muy bonito.
If I live in Ecuador, I’ll bring oil and cook bacon on my stomach.
If I live in Canada, I’d be drunk.
If I live in Amsterdam, I’ll treat it like a paid vacation.
If I live in Iraq, I won’t take showers.
If I’m the King of England, I’ll make you my bitch.
If I live in Africa, I’ll build a tree house.
If I live in China, I’ll shave my head.
If I live in Germany, I’ll make Hitler look like an angel.
If I live in Italy, I’ll draw outside the streets.
If I live in Egypt, I’d live in a pyramid of chocolate.
If I live in Israel, I’ll have the most sin.
If I live in Hawaii, I’ll get a tattoo on my face that says balls.
If I live in Indonesia, I’ll take a dump on the volcano.
If I live in Malaysia, I’ll drive a tricycle.
If I live in India, I won’t wear deodorant.
If I live in Antartica, I’ll give every Penguins eskimo kisses.
If I live in UAE, I’ll search for Lovely and ask her for an apple.
If I live in France, I won’t shave.
If I live in Japan, I’ll search for Hontiro Hanzo.
If I live in Guam, I’ll walk in circles.
If I live in Bangladesh, I’d be a Muslim.
If I live in Greenland, I’ll make it brown.
If I live in Saudi Arabia, I’ll grow a mustache till it cover my upper lip.
If I live in Ireland, I’ll be a sourpuss.
If I live in United States, I’ll make Obama the president.
If I live in Philippines, it’ll feel like home.

Many things go on Nathan’s mind.
And please don’t take offense on the countries.
I’m just being sarcastic. ^_^